Challenge Part 2 - Science

Return Address

PO BOX Pi
Not Higgs Boson
Planet Earth

3.14

Dear God

Well, this is an awkward situation to say the least. Never thought that I would ever be explaining myself to you. Never thought you existed. In fact, despite the previous letter I am still not convinced. Please in your future reply, would you mind sending some samples in a sealed container. I would like to run some more tests to verify that it is indeed you? Although what to base my results on.... hmmmm.... I would need a control group.... 

Never-the-less on the off chance that the hypothesis of your existence is true, allow me to reiterate that, You sir, are full of the proverbial! First of all. Where do you get off claiming that existence must serve you... What the hell does that mean anyway. Serve you? I do not see anything serving you in any way. The fox does not pick up your post? The Stars don't iron your clothes? So what in Einsteins name are you actually talking about.

Secondly I would like to counteract your statement of you creating the Universe? How? Please can you send in your correspondence, along side your samples, samples and equations of how you 'created' the Universe, for that is a great claim but with out substantiated proof how can we be expected to believe such things. Simply forming a statement does not make the statement true, no matter how detailed it is. "I created a unicorn. It was white with a pearl horn stuck on its forehead. It had a raspberry tail and farted rainbows." Still not a fact

And finally, what have you given people? Wars and death and ignorance? We freed people from the burden of doubt. We created tools by which to check our results and we are humble enough to accept that life changes and that with new knowledge, greater knowledge is possible. That through trials and tribulations one can discover what life is. That we live in a world beautifully run by Chaotically Created Order. Where natural laws and physics dictate our development. Not some supernatural game of chess and favoritism. 

Respectful Insincerity 

Science